Something Less Heavy

I have a few Celeb Crushes.  Here they are, in no particular order...

Helloooo Chris Evans, I wanna have your babies.

Hellooo Colin Farrell. I wanna bite your apple.

Hellooo Peter Dinklange. Don't question it, just go with it.

Hellooo Salma Hayek. I just want to be you when I grow up. And besides, look at those boobs. They're magical.